Morning laugh

For those of you who don't yet read Adaptive Curmudgeon, I say again: you should.

Gems like this are why:

I think the world should learn to treat me kindly before I’ve had my coffee.  In fact it’s better to wait for the second cup lest I start running around on all fours like a rabid badger and bite your kneecaps off.

 RTWT for a good morning laugh... and don't touch my damn applesauce.