Dangerous Foods

Whipped up a broccoli salad last night. This is good stuff - easy to make, tasty, filling. Makes a great side dish, or take it to a potluck.

However... If you are prone to flatulence, it's about the most epic food out there. Whether or not this is a bad thing is entirely up to you.

5-6c. broccoli florets, rinsed and drained (these need to be no bigger than bite-size)
12 strips bacon, cooked to crispy and chopped or crumbled
1 medium red onion, chopped
1c. large raisins
1c. roasted/unsalted sunflower seeds

Combine above in large bowl.

Dressing:
1c. mayonnaise
2T. sugar
2T. balsamic or cider vinegar

Beat together and pour over salad, toss until well coated. Serve.

Seriously, you're going to give Uncle Joe's "pull my finger" a run for its money.