Manly Men

h/t to Borepatch for this one.

A few weeks ago I read The 75 Things Men Should Be Able To Do. (Warning! All men who read it may will suffer brain damage from the dissonance between truth and horse shit. Any woman who knows men will also find it uncomfortable.) Esquire puts the bar low and then dives under it. It’s a tragedy I have to live on the same planet with that level of weakness.

Hie thee forth, and read the whole thing.

(Hint: Esquire's bar is awful low. I can't do several of the things on their list (like scoring a ballgame) and don't feel the need to tear a corner off my man card. Perhaps they should retitle it to "75 Things Males Should Be Able To Do If They Care What Other Males Think About Them". I can do most of the things listed by Adaptive Curmudgeon and feel pretty comfortable with that list.)

AC, welcome to the 'roll.