While reading LabRat's post regarding the kerfuffle about vaginas in the Michigan state (Assembly? House? Senate?) legislature, she throws out this gem:
This also brings to mind the horrifying question of what Mike thinks an appropriate term for the place he must have put his penis at least once is. My imagination is unhelpfully volunteering “vajajay.”I therefore submit that if JayG ever moves to Virginia, he is obligated to get the vanity plate "JAYJAY".